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when I was walking in the wood and a tornado came and it took me to a river. So I had a drink of water and something came up and chopped my head off. then a shark crunched my body to pieces and I was dead. When the neighbour came Through the wood at 5 o,clock That day he saw a pair of gumboots poking out of the water apparently shark don,t like eating gumboots.